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Funny interview with Steve Print E-mail
Friday, 25 November 2005
A "fill in the blanks" interview with Steve from the Sydney Morning Herald. It's by Alex Tibbits WHO ARE YOU?
Steve John Kilbey, unemployed of Bondi.

ARE YOU ANY GOOD?
I?m very bad at being good. I am, however, good at being bad.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF PEOPLE DIDN?T THINK YOU WERE ANY GOOD?
Heresy! I?d persecute them.

WHO ELSE WOULD YOU MOST WANT TO BE?
A fat record exec with a gold chain and a key to the VIP bathroom.

WHAT WAS THE MOST RIDICULOUS ARTICLE YOU READ RECENTLY?
A bad review of The Church.. Can you believe it?

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE CHANGE FROM THE SHOP?
I put it in the ?two balls for a dollar? machine?but I only got one.

OPIUM OR ABSINTHE?
Both. Why not?

ART OR ENTERTAINMENT? WHY?
Can I be serious for a moment? No? OK, I?ll say entertainment is a fabulous part of modern life ?cos it lets the kids have fun and doesn?t weigh ?em down with all that boring Greek mythology, Shakespeare and all those pretentious French poets.

HOW LONG IS A PIECE OF STRING?
Not as long as it used to be, that?s for sure, my friend.

PENGUINS ? WHY?
Better than a nasty tern.

MOST ANNOYING SONG?
Anything I didn?t write.

HAVE YOU BEEN THROUGH THE DESERT ON A HORSE WITH NO NAME?
No, but I saw a donkey in Mexico who had been dyed to look like a zebra ? and his name was Colin.

DO YOU HAVE A FEELING SOMEBODY?S WATCHING OVER YOU?
I think Opus Dei are keeping an eye on me.

IS RICKY PONTING TO BLAME FOR LOSING THE ASHES?
Do you really think I know anything about basketball?
(that comment's hilarious ? Ponting is a household cricket name here which SK would well know - Sue C)

HOW DID RAPUNZEL GROW HER HAIR THAT LONG? WITH TWO-IN-ONE SHAMPOO/CONDITIONER?
Umm, where are the questions about our next record?

JACK AND JILL DIDN?T GO UP THE HILL TO FETCH A PAIL OF WATER, DID THEY?
Its? coming out really soon. It?s got jangly guitars on it and everything.

WHEN YOU TURNED UP TO THE WRONG BONDI PUB FOR A GIG, DID YOU THINK YOU WERE IN WITH A SHOT AT THE TALENT CONTEST?
How did ya know about that? Jesus, someone is watching me. And I came second in that contest to a good ventriloquist.
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